RVP….. Do anything I wanna do
I’m gonna sign for Man-United, leave them Gooners way behind.
Play with Shrek (Wayne Rooney) and all the cash that I can find.
Tired of winning sod all and no thanks for what I’ve done.
Seven years on treatment table and got paid for one season.
I’m gonna leave The Arsenal that’s what I’m gonna do.
I gonna ditch those Gooners, that’s what I’m gonna do
I’ll may get lonely, maybe it’s better that way, but I’m gonna get buckets of cash and play with the diver Nani
Do anything I wanna do… Do anything I wanna do…
I don’t need crazy Gooners tell me that I need to sign,
or even Arsene Wenger tell me what I’ll leave behind
No one tells me nothing, even when I know they know
or Gooners tell me what I should do; they don’t want to see me go
I’m gonna leave The Arsenal, that’s what I’m gonna do.
I’m gonna ditch those Gooners, ‘cause that is what I do
I’ll may get lonely, maybe it’s better that way. I’m gonna get buckets of cash, and play with Ryan Giggs
Do anything I wanna do… Do anything I wanna do
I’m gonna sign for Man-United, The Arsenal I can’t stay.
Man-United gonna win me trophies, that’s the Man-United way.
Seven years of injuries, with no thanks for what I did.
I’m sure I must have done something, now I’m acting like a kid
I’m gonna leave The Arsenal that’s what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna ditch those Gooners, ‘cause that is what I do
I’ll may get lonely, I’m a bit of a pratt, but I’m gonna get buckets of cash and there’s always Valencia
Do anything I wanna do…
Do anything I wanna do…
Do anything I wanna do…
Do anything I wanna do…
Very amusing!